GOOP, KS - A local resident of Goop was found dead today while trying to install Linux on his home computer.

REDMOND, KS - In a bold move to secure its leadership role in the software industry, Microswift unveiled plans this morning to patent basic mathematical processes such as addition, subtraction, and cheating on tax returns.

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