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Computing

GOOP, KS - A local resident of Goop was found dead today while trying to install Linux on his home computer.

Tuesday, October 19th, 2004 at 12:00 am | Read More

REDMOND, KS - In a bold move to secure its leadership role in the software industry, Microswift unveiled plans this morning to patent basic mathematical processes such as addition, subtraction, and cheating on tax returns.

Friday, May 13th, 2005 at 12:00 am | Read More

Slab: I have always been fascinated with gray. No, perhaps “fascinated” is too strong a word. “Mildly intrigued” might be more accurate, and not so startling.

Saturday, October 1st, 2005 at 12:00 am | Read More

Querby plies his craft in a cozy home office on a third floor apartment that appears to have been renovated in the late 1920s. Despite the lessened effects of gravity at this altitude, Querby’s sizable bulk remains firmly attracted to the floor as he chu

Saturday, November 12th, 2005 at 12:00 am | Read More

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